Thursday, October 29, 2009

Snuggie-- FOR DOGS!

AS SEEN ON TV!!!!!

Because we buy things we see on TV. Right? Thank Goodness I don't have one.

I know it's last minute, and I've already submitted once, and realistically, I think that given the propensity of the blog, that a gross food item would have been more favorable, but this was just too good to pass up.

Yes, Friends, its....

Snuggie. For Dogs.

Tracy this one is just for you. I know how much you LURVE the blanket with sleeves.
Actually, Mia saw this at the local CVS. So if this wins, I will totally share the credit.
But, Back to the Snuggie. For Dogs.

Let me read to you the packaging description: It says, on the front:
Snuggie. For Dogs. Keeps you warm and your PAWS free!
  • Adjustable tabs for perfect fit
  • Warm, super-soft fleece
  • Machine washable

This one is Sized Medium.

The Blanket Coat with Sleeves!

I really can't figure out if this product is SUPPOSED to be a joke. I mean, my faith in humanity and moral decency wants to say YES, YES this is a joke. But then I look around...

Ok, let's look some more.

Here's the back side:
Snuggie. For Dogs.
Keeps you warm and your PAWS free!
For Best Fit:
1. Length: Measure from the base of dog's neck to the beginning of tail.
2. For Best Fit: Pudgy, furry and deeper-chested dogs should use one size larger.

Oh my- if only human clothes were sized like that. I can just see the tag in my jeans telling me that if I'm pudgy or furry, I should try a different size....

This size medium assures me that my Beagle would fit. Too bad she's not home to try it on.. I'll bet she's happy as a hound.

There are Adjustable hook and loop tabs in the back for the perfect fit.


This is the part that really cracks me up- there are three pictures on the back of dogs enjoying their snuggies. One is a dog lounging on a couch. Another shows a poodle holding a remote control! And the best one, two dogs in snuggies playing backgammon..



Mia tried to convince me to buy it. I told her that only if it was under $10. Damn it all. It was $9.99. So now I am the somewhat horrified owner of a Snuggie. For Dogs.
I took it out of the package (surreptitiously, mind you, because I am TOTALLY giving this to my brother for Christmas now, for making snide comments about our cat).
Yup, it's a fleece like blanket thing with sleeves. It is interesting that the bottom portion, (That which would be between a dogs legs) is cut out. I guess that makes piddling with the snuggie (for dogs) a warm and friendly activity, too!

Oh. My........

Help us all.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/10/09/the-first-annual-ihmmb-scary-product-contest

1 comments:

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Well it must be a good product because it delivers as advertised - the paws free aspect anyway - as evidenced by the dogs playing backgammon and TV remoting.

Post a Comment